Tia says my newly decorated dildo is even more disturbing than it was before. He goes on to say that it reminds him of the black oil thing from the X-Files, you know, where the alien slime crawled under people's skin and filmed over their eyes? He notes also that this doesn't seem to disturb me. And he's right - I quite relish the thought that he'll find my cock creepy and horrifying when I stick it in him.
He further theorizes that this must be an expression of my tentacle fantasy. This hadn't occurred to me but I think he has a point there too. It's certainly my belief that possesing a wardrobe of really unusual phalluses is one of the advantages of not having a factory model.
p.s. There is a story behind my decorating the dildo, but I'm not telling it unless somebody asks me!
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