The Silken Trap

Tia says my newly decorated dildo is even more disturbing than it was before. He goes on to say that it reminds him of the black oil thing from the X-Files, you know, where the alien slime crawled under people's skin and filmed over their eyes? He notes also that this doesn't seem to disturb me. And he's right - I quite relish the thought that he'll find my cock creepy and horrifying when I stick it in him.



He further theorizes that this must be an expression of my tentacle fantasy. This hadn't occurred to me but I think he has a point there too. It's certainly my belief that possesing a wardrobe of really unusual phalluses is one of the advantages of not having a factory model.

p.s. There is a story behind my decorating the dildo, but I'm not telling it unless somebody asks me!

Have you seen the anime series Ouran: High School Host Club yet?

If not, I urge you to check it out! It's HILARIOUS and has more gender tomfoolery in it than a barrel full of drag queens.

The premise is that a gender-ambivalent girl incurs an outrageous debt. To pay it off she starts working as a "host" which is basically a super-romanticized softcore boy-whore for rich girls. Cue all sorts of insanely silly scenarious revolving around gender & class expectations and teen romance.

One of the things I absolutely adore about this series (besides the loving way it spoofs both the romance genre and anime in general) is the way it presents sexual orientation as completely fluid. There's no discussion, it's not a big "Social Issue"...it's just taken for granted that OF COURSE all the characters, male, female, and in between, might develop romantic interests in any other character regardless of either party's gender.

Which leads to a lot of dreamy boy-on-dreamy boy action. *whistles innocently* Ouran: High School Host Club is available on streaming netflix right now. You can also find complete episodes on YouTube.

p.s. I think this is also a great choice for Mistresses who're looking for "femmy" media for mental restructuring/feminization purposes!