In the 5+ years I've been working as a professional sexpot, I've encountered a whole lot of crackpots who call themselves "slaves". Take this example I encountered today
on twitter:
@LadyErisiana woukd you kidnap me making me a slave ( foot , human toilet , or sex slave?) Never letting me escape
This is pretty classic useless-wanker fodder. The guy's fantasy is completely unrealistic. I mean, what could possibly make it worth
ANY woman's while to undergo the actual effort and legal risk of
ACTUALLY KIDNAPPING him? A super hot kidnapping scene can be engineered between two partners who know each other well and have taken the time and trouble to negotiate. And a female-led relationship, where the guy lives in total submission to his Mistress, that's doable too. But
actually kidnapping a random stranger? Seriously, hasn't everybody seen at least one episode of CSI by now?
But guys like this, instead of integrating their kink into their lives in a healthy and realistic way, choose instead to troll random women online. The modus operandi is to send an absurd and uninvited offer to as many women as he can, and get off on the responses of the few who actually reply.
These guys are
worthless in the truest sense of the word; they offer literally nothing to the women they're hitting on. They barely even recognize that we are individual
PEOPLE. To them we might as well be cardboard cutouts; we are merely random interchangable props in the fantasy. Anyone with a pussy and a flogger who talks back will do. I understand this but...well...sometimes I get in a
mood. You know, the kind of mood where one's upbringing as a well-mannered southern lady succumbs to the urge to rip a new one in someone who is just
asking for it? And today was one of those days. So I responded:
@s3cgarci7 Go buy a porn movie dipshit, and quit pestering busy Women with your trolling for free wank material. {link to my porn site}
He (of course, why stop when he's getting his fix?) answers back
@LadyErisiana plz lady
At this point (still in my
mood) I attempted to DM him, and realized he wasn't even
following me. So the guy wants me to put myself to great trouble and effort, risking lifetime imprisonment, to fulfill his perverted fantasy and
kidnap him...and he can't even
follow me on twitter? How fucked up is that? I respond again...
@s3cgarci7 You're such a worthless little wanker that you're not even FOLLOWING me. *eyeroll* Why should I want anything to do with you?
Now I've fed into his kink and he wants to keep the interaction going, keep me coming back with the nasty responses. So he goes on the offensive, insisting that
HE'S the "
real" one, I'm some kind of fake and clearly not up to the task...
@LadyErisiana I don't mean like a session nothing linger that thus is above you or your profession this is real shit believe that
@LadyErisiana I made other ladies like you call me crazy weird over of a kind yid see your something that I consider fake
At least, I think that's what he meant to be saying. It's hard to understand at this point because his writing has gotten so garbled. And you know what? My money would be on the garbled grammer being a result of him wanking off to the humiliation & rejection of my responses. Because
THAT is what guys like this are really after - the humiliating rejection.
You can tell he's a humilation junkie by the nature of the fantasy he proposed: human toilet, need I say more? And just for fun I went to his twitter page, to see what kind of talk he'd been having with others. Guess what I found there? This conversation with another random woman he'd trolled...
@CLAUDIAmeatsix Are you crazy to stalk me kidnap me making me a(foot, sex, or human toilet) Slave ? Not let me escape 4 reals no games
@s3cgarci7 i think this is one of the most suitable situations where i can actually say 'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?' :S
@CLAUDIAmeatsix lol just using twitter to my advantage I ask like 250 ladies what I asked you in s daily basis
@s3cgarci7 greaaat. get good replies most of the time?
@CLAUDIAmeatsix its my ultimate fantasy what I asked you .problem no girl like that I can't seen to find I asked professional domiatrixes
@s3cgarci7 that made a whole lot of sense just then. (y)
@s3cgarci7 yeah, i don't think you'll find any girl that will share the same "fantasy" as you. sorry mate.
@CLAUDIAmeatsix crazy physco girls , mistresses no no girl no where I asked over 30,000 from all over the world
@s3cgarci7 i can see how you find it so utterly entertaining.
Do I still think that there are many fine and worthwhile men in the world? Absolutely. I have several in my own life and some of them are my real-life slaves and submissives. But as a sex worker I've been astonished to discover just how many worthless wankers like this there are, who fulfill their kink by
using women while claiming to be submissives or slaves.